关于英语笑话短故事
上海油压工作室 英语笑话不仅搞笑，还能揭示发人深省的至理箴言。本文是关于英语笑话短故事，希望对大家有帮助!
关于英语笑话短故事：A Good Boy
上海油压工作室 Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"
"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.
上海油压工作室 "You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"
"She is the one who sells the candy."
好孩子
上海油压工作室 小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。
上海油压工作室 “昨天给你的钱干什么了?”
“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”
上海油压工作室 “她是个卖糖果的。”
关于英语笑话短故事：I Have His Ear in My Pocket
上海油压工作室 Ivan came home with a bloody nose and his mother asked, "What happened?"
"A kid bit me," replied Ivan.
上海油压工作室 "Would you recognize him if you saw him again?" asked his mother.
上海油压工作室 "I'd know him any where," said Ivan. "I have his ear in my pocket."
他的耳朵在我衣兜里
伊凡鼻子流着血回到家里。他妈妈问，“发生了什么事?”
上海油压工作室 “一个男孩咬了我一口，”伊凡说。
“再见到他你能认出来吗?”妈妈问。
上海油压工作室 “他走到哪里我都能认出他，”伊凡说。“他的耳朵还在我衣兜里呢。”
关于英语笑话短故事：Drunk
One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions. Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?" "Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."
"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"
醉酒
上海油压工作室 一天，父亲与小儿子一道回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的`问题。他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思?” “唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。” “可是，爸爸， ”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀!”
关于英语笑话短故事：Hospitality
The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple-pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest's plate. The visitor smiled, put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese?" "In the rat-trap, sir," replied the boy.
好客
由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向大家表示歉意。这家的小男孩悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。 客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说：“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?” “在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。
关于英语笑话短故事：我忘了那人是谁
A society youth writes ironically to the young lady in the case：“Dear Miss Smith， perhaps you remember I proposed to you last night， and I do not now recall whether you said yes，or no.”
“Dear George， I remember I said‘no’ to someone last night， but I had forgotten who it was.”
上海油压工作室 我忘了那人是谁
上海油压工作室 一个社交界的青年给一位年轻女士挖苦地写道：“亲爱的史密斯小姐，您也许记得我昨晚向您求婚，但我现在记不起您到底是答应了还是没答应。”
上海油压工作室 “亲爱的乔治，我记得昨晚是对一个人说了‘不’，但忘了那人是谁。”
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